What is "Spacc"? (and other strange words)

If you are a perfectly functioning human being, without any cognitive deficit, chances are you are confused by this word that can be present all over this useless and, in all honesty, fucking horrible blog: spacc.

Don't worry! I created this page to help you, I understand that not everyone can be a retarded jerk like me.

First of all, who am I? I'm the great, respected and well-awarded CEO of Spacc. What, you don't know what spacc is? Oh right, I should probably explain that one first.

Spacc is a corruption of the word "spaccato" or "spaccare", in Italian meaning, respectively, smashed and smashing.

To be more clear, this here is a little dictionary explaining some words found on this blog.

• spacced/spacched = smashed
• spaccing/spacching = smashing
• spaccable/spaccabile = smashable
• spaccare = to smash
• blicc/blocc = brick

It all makes sense, if you think about the fact that on this blog there is a lot of content covering smashed things.
Now, you should have a more clear idea on who I am, too. If you still can't get it (maybe you're super-retarded like me, yay!), just know that I must cover everything smashable and smashed. That's my basic but really not easy role as the CEO of Spacc.

Well, I hope this page helped you...
And now, if you continue reading this page till the end you will receive my appreciation. Yeah, I know, that's not something that motivates you to continue reading this shit.
Anyways, spam time!
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• Chiesa del Cringe (shitty memes channel, mostly English content, don't be fooled by the Italian name): @chiesadelcringe
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